The picture says it all:

ZalgoTextGenerator.com had an incredible Halloween, reaching a record high level of traffic.

At VeryTextual.com, our happiness is directly correlated to website traffic. So thank you for giving us the equivalent of giant 1-pound Snickers bar (yes, it does exist!).

As a token of appreciation, we’ve written you a pretty awful haiku:

Open analytics –
a big dot high in the sky!
Woo, it’s Halloween.